Audio script 'Stop Smoking'
INT. The local pub near MMU
Reece and Noah are sat down in the smoking area of a loud pub. Te sound of people talking and laughing fills the background. Noah pulls out a pack of cigarettes, offering one to Reece.
Noah
(Cheerfully)
OI mush, you want a cig.
Reece
(undecided) Exhales
Ehhhhhh, Nah man. Im Quitting, I can't.
Noah
(Raising an eyebrow)
Really?
Reece
(Sheepishly) (Sarcastically)
Yeah bruv, Healthier choices and that init.
Noah lights his cigarette and takes a puff, exhaling deeply.
Noah
(jokingly) (While smoking)
Ye bruv, I get it. I need to quit as well. I smoke like a chimney.
Reece
(Mockingly)
Ye but you won't tho will you
Noah
Ye, (Chuckle) Im in to deep bruv
Reece
(Slightly resentful)
You got me addicted mush. In Benidorm. You gave me a cig, and you smoke the strong ones as well man
And you offer them out like they're chuddy bruv.
How can I say no to a free cig I love em... But, Im committed. My mum has quit and I'd promise her I'd stop as well.
Noah
I'd be way too stressed bruv. Stopping at the end of term, haven't u go exams an that
Reece
Not exams, assignments. And ye bruv its killing me
Noah
(While puffing his cigarette and blowing the smoke close to Reece's face)
You need a stress reliever,
Reece
(exhaling)
I just gotta thug it out bruv
Its like two weeks init, then all the nicotine is out your system
Noah
(Agreeing)
Think so like, how longs it been since you smoked last
Reece
(Mockingly)
2 hours. Finished my last cig then threw the packet away
Noah
(laughing)
So you've barely quit then
Reece
(Hitting back)
Ye but I've still quit
So should you. Spending 15 quid every two days is divvy
You'll not die at like 50 as well
Noah
bruv Ive head that a million times if I was scared about that I would have quit by now.
Reece
I think it's better to quit with someone tho init. Keep tabs on each other
You could vape as well. Or nicotine gum (Sarcastically).
Noah
I guess ye, might have to vape I don't think I could go cold turkey like
Reece
So ya gonna quit ye
Noah
We'll see, We'll see mush. I might try to quit, or slow down at least. Its gotten bad, like, Ill get off the bus for Uni and the first thing I do is light a cig
Reece
(Loud) (Slight chuckle)
Bruv that's what I was like
Listen If we both quit it'll be better. I don't even care about my health like, I'm just broke I need the money, Cant be spending 15 quid a day its stupid
Less money of cigs means more money of drinks, clubs, food, ... (stammer) bloody everything
Noah
I'm tryna save up for a new bag like
Anyway you wanna go get a drink like
Reece
EHHHH ye go on then
You gonna quit tho ye
We need to have stopped before Christmas
Noah
(Sarcastically)
Ye Ye We'll see
Epilogues/Conclusion
Noah and Reece Are sat in a group at a pub. Christmas music is playing and the sounds of people drinking and talking can be heard in the background. Noah is holding a vape and is frequently taking puffs on it. Reece isn't smoking anything.
Reece
(Rudely)
Noah, Let me have ya vape
Noah
Nah brev, you quit remember. You made me stop cigs I'm not gonna get you back into em
Reece
(Angry)
It's no like its a cigarette tho is it
Noah
Bruv its nicotine, You have puff and you'll be fiending for a cig
Another friend, Kai, joins them at the table with a cigarette in his mouth. He takes it out
Kai
You right boys
Reece
Why'd yah make us sit outside its freezing
Kai
So I can smoke, You boys want one
Noah, Reece
Noah- No
Reece-Yes
Reece
(Stuttering)
I mean no, We both quit So no
Noah
(Laughing)
Kai, If he asks for a cig, do not give him one
Laughter
Christmas music plays
Fin
Gist:
(How long we have been smoking for. Make fun of Noah for trying to glamorise smoking, the smoking ban maybe, Finally convincing him to attempt to quit, maybe an epilogue in which we meet at a pub again a month or so after and see if we have quit or not.)
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